The following is an edited transcript of STAR SPECTACLE (TM) 10 – Program from FUN BROADCASTING (TM) Communications.

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ANNOUNCER: This is STAR SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hello my fellow Americans!

EVELYN: Hi, everyone! And welco....wait. What? What did you just say? And why do you have that ridiculous hat on?

A: I put it on right before we went on. What's wrong with it? What?! Only Uncle Sam can wear it?

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 9 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Welcome to Boise, Idaho!

EVELYN: Home to the world's largest potato chip!

A: Idaho does a lot of things, but let's admit it, this state makes a lot of potatoes! Delicious potatoes! For the entire country!

E: I love potatoes!

A: Who doesn't!?

E: Mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, scalloped potatoes, potato salad, potato pancakes!

A: And of course...fries!

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 8 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hi, everybody! Take a look at this! We're here in beautiful wine country! Acres and acres of colorful rolling vineyards as far as the eye can see.

EVELYN: Good evening from Napa Valley, California!

A: Now, I know, I know - most of our audience can't drink wine. So, tonight, we're going to be talking about juice. All sorts of juice!

E: We'll leave the wine to the adults. Juice it is!

The following is an edited transcript of SNOW SPECTACLE (TM) 7 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SNOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Ho-ho-ho, everybody! Welcome to the North Pole!!!

EVELYN: North Pole, Alaska that is! Welcome to SNOW SPECTACLE (TM)!

A: How do you like my outfit? My red jacket and pants. My black belt. My fleece hat. Do you like it?

E: Where's your fake beard?

A: I don't have one. Why do you ask?

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 6 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hi, everyone! This week we come to you from the great state of North Dakota!

EVELYN: Good evening from Grand Forks!

A: This place has such a charming downtown. It makes you feel like it's the turn of the century!

E: It is the turn of the century!

A: I meant the last century.

E: I know. Just teasing! Just like I am about to start teasing Ryan! Where is he?

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 5 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hello, all! Welcome to Lincoln, Nebraska!

E: Such a great city to be a sports fan in!

A: No doubt, they play everything here! We were at the stadium earlier today, and guess whom I played football with?

E: You? Play football?! Is that the joke of the day?!

A: No! I threw the old football. I'm in great shape!

E: You look like a football, if that's what you mean! HA-HA!

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 4 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts...Adam and Evelyn...

ADAM: Hello, once again! Welcome to Cody, Wyoming!

EVELYN: Hi, everyone! This is the "Rodeo Capital of the World"!

And later this evening, we're gonna have our selves a bull riding contest!

A: How do you like the NEW cowboy hat I have on?

E: No comment.

A: What? We're in Cody. Lots of people have hats on.

E: But they make the hats look good.

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 3 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts...Adam and Evelyn...

ADAM: Hello, everyone! Welcome to San Antonio, Texas! How do you like my cowboy hat?

EVELYN: Oh, boy! Do I have to answer that question!?

A: What? Don't I look like a real cowboy?

E: You sure do...cow...boy! HA-HA!

A: Hey! That's mean.

E: I'm just kidding. What do you think of my boots?

A: Let me see. They look nice. You look nice in them. You wear them well.

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 2 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Welcome to Long Beach, California! And welcome to SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)!

EVELYN: Hello, everyone! We’re just back from our great big trip to the Aquarium.

A: We saw over 100 species of animals! What an underwater sight that was! It has definitely got us ready for DREAM MENAGERIE (TM) – The Zoological Garden Safari – just a few days away!

The following is an edited transcript of SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) 1 – The News & Culture Program.

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ANNOUNCER: This is SHOW SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hello, everyone! Welcome to Edmonds, Washington. What a pretty city this is!

EVELYN: Absolutely! Look at this beach setting. The water. The seagulls. The great Pacific Northwest air! It’s great to be back!

A: SHOW SPECTACLE (TM) is a program about news and culture – your news and culture. The stuff you think about. The stuff you think nobody has to worry about, except you!