The following is an edited transcript of STAR SPECTACLE (TM) 10 – Program from FUN BROADCASTING (TM) Communications.

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ANNOUNCER: This is STAR SPECTACLE (TM)! Your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Hello my fellow Americans!

EVELYN: Hi, everyone! And welco....wait. What? What did you just say? And why do you have that ridiculous hat on?

A: I put it on right before we went on. What's wrong with it? What?! Only Uncle Sam can wear it?