The following is an edited transcript of the 2010 FAN ATTRACTION (TM) International Social Gathering.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from Miami, the FANTASY EVENT LEAGUE (TM) presents…the FAN ATTRACTION (TM) International Social Gathering. From the Florida STATE VENUE (TM) Outdoor Plaza, your hostess for this evening…Josephine...

JOSEPHINE: The beach is on one side, downtown is on the other side, and in the middle is the sight to see!

Welcome everyone to Miami, Florida!

Welcome to FAN ATTRACTION (TM) 2010!

The following is an edited transcript of the 2010 DREAMVANA (TM) Self Discovery Voyage.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from San Francisco, the WORLD EVENT LEAGUE (TM) proudly presents…the 2010 DREAMVANA (TM) Self Discovery Voyage. From the California STATE VENUE (TM) Hills, your hostess for this evening...Josephine...

JOSEPHINE:

The following is an edited transcript of the 2010 DREAM TOURNAMENT (TM) Academic Challenge brought to you exclusively by FUN BROADCASTING (TM) Communications.

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MESSAGE: The following is a special presentation of the FANTASY UNIVERSE NETWORK (TM).

ANNOUNCER: Live from Boston, the WORLD EVENT LEAGUE (TM) proudly presents…the 2010 DREAM TOURNAMENT (TM) Academic Challenge. From the Massachusetts STATE VENUE (TM) Common Park, your host and hostess for this evening, Adam and Evelyn...

ADAM: Welcome to Boston, Mass!

The following is an edited transcript of the 2009 WHIMSICAL WALTZ (TM) Ball & Reception.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from Yosemite National Park, the FANTASY EVENT LEAGUE (TM) presents…the 2009 WHIMSICAL WALTZ (TM) Ball. From the California STATE VENUE (TM) Ice Rink, your host...Seth...

SETH: Outside on a crisp clear night, a crowd of over 16,000 gather to enjoy some dancing on an ice rink that has been converted into a ballroom dance floor overlooking a picturesque mountain range and evergreens sprinkled with snow.

Welcome to Yosemite National Park!

The following is an edited transcript of the 2009 DREAMOMEGA (TM) Mathematics Investigation.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from Pasadena, the DREAM EVENT LEAGUE (TM) presents… the 2009 DREAMOMEGA (TM) Mathematics Investigation! From the California STATE VENUE (TM) College Park, here is your hostess...Josephine...

JOSEPHINE:

A beautiful cool evening here on this campus, and on the center lawn a crowd of better than 10,000 are on hand to witness a little game of X’s and O's, as our finalists prepare to investigate just who can rightfully claim to be called the master of DREAMOMEGA (TM)!

The following is an edited transcript of the 2009 SUPER SLUMBER (TM) Story Sleepover.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from Salt Lake City, the FANTASY EVENT LEAGUE (TM) presents…SUPER SLUMBER (TM) Story Sleepover 2009! From the Utah STATE VENUE (TM) Public Library, here is your hostess...Josephine...

JOSEPHINE: On a cold drizzly night here in Salt Lake City, what a better place to be then inside a nice 'n cozy library!

Books, books, books, as far as the eye can read!

The following is an edited transcript of the 2009 MARKET MAXIMUS (TM) Business Battle.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from Omaha, the FANTASY EVENT LEAGUE (TM) proudly presents…the 2009 MARKET MAXIMUS (TM) Business Battle.

From the Nebraska STATE VENUE (TM) Coliseum, your hostess...Josephine...

The following is an edited transcript of the DREAMICAL (TM) Comedy Acts.

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ANNOUNCER: From the Colorado STATE VENUE (TM) Comedy Improv in Aspen, Colorado, the FANTASY UNIVERSE NETWORK (TM) presents the DREAMICAL (TM) Comedy Acts! Here is your host…Josephine…

JOSEPHINE: Welcome to a night of laughter, humor, and funny! It’s comedy tonight!

Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?! Give-up?!?

To get to the DREAMICAL (TM) Comedy Acts! AHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAA!!!

Heavens…don’t blame me. That’s what was written on the card. We need better writers!

The following is an edited transcript of NIGHTMARE AFFAIR (TM) – THE CARNIVAL FALL FAIR (TM), which took place yesterday.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from New Orleans, Louisiana, the WORLD EVENT LEAGUE (TM) proudly presents... NIGHTMARE AFFAIR (TM) - THE CARNIVAL FALL FAIR (TM)! From the Louisiana STATE VENUE (TM) farm grounds, here are your hosts...Adam and Evelyn...

ADAM: A Happy Halloween to all of you on this special spooookkkyyy night here in New Orleans.

The following is an edited transcript of the 2009 BAKE BOWL (TM) – the Cooking and Baking Junket.

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ANNOUNCER: Live from the Minnesota STATE VENUE (TM) Stadium in Minneapolis, the FANTASY UNIVERSE NETWORK (TM) presents the Cooking and Baking Junket – it’s time for BAKE BOWL (TM) 2009! Here are your hosts…Adam and Evelyn…

ADAM: Over 71,000 hungry eaters have packed this stadium to the rafters anxiously awaiting to taste AND test over 50 delicious dessert dishes baked by contestants from around the country.